Don’t Let the GOP Steal Your Vote
When assclowns get desperate, they turn to their old friend Election Fraud to help save the day. We’ve already seen harmonic tremors of what’s to come – remember those nuns who were denied the vote?...
View ArticleProtect Your Vote from Republicon Marauders
Ah, ’tis Election Season. That hue and cry I hear must be the Republicons in full-throated panic over the potential of scary poor people, minorities and dirty liberals actually getting to vote. They...
View ArticleKeep a Sharp Eye on Voting Machines
If your precinct uses those bloody touchscreen voting machines, make sure you watch who it’s voting for on your behalf: THE PROBLEM was that my touch-screen voting machine inaccurately put a green...
View ArticleCan America’s Voting Procedures Possibly Be Any More Fucked Up?
Voting a straight ticket is anything but straight in this country. In North Carolina, if you’re voting a straight-party ticket, you must vote separately for the president. If you don’t, you risk your...
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Washington State Voting with Kitteh
Got me ballot. Got me Google. This is the brilliant thing about mail-in ballots: I can sit here and really scrutinize the bastard, make sure I’m not voting for something that’s all sizzle and no...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to Undecided Voters
I wrote this in response to a plea from a diarist at Daily Kos. On the eve of the election, it seems appropriate to post it here. Dear Undecideds, I’m a dirty rotten liberal, so don’t listen to me....
View ArticleDavid Sedaris Clarifies Things for Undecided Voters
David Sedaris marvels at the inanity of the undecided voters paraded around on teevee. The choices really are this stark: I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they...
View ArticleWatch This. It’s Terrifying and Important
This is how easy it is to steal an election: Programmer under oath admits computers rig elections. (h/t via Suzanne)
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People Have Always Had a Hammer Ready for Uppity Women
Since getting the Kindle Fire, I’ve been teaching myself the history I never learned. School wasn’t big on freethinkers (although they were big on paens of praise for the Founding Fathers – the real...
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